Musings of a Hapabukbuk

Friday, October 30, 2009

Unanswerable Question #1

Why do so many people suck at their job?

Monday, October 19, 2009

WTHIWWY - A Letter To The Celebrities, VII

A reading from the book of What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

Here's how the pre-production meeting for this video went:

Shakira: So I want to "dance" a new version of the robot in a one legged unitard in a pink cavernous area resembling a gigantic vagina. Then I want to writhe around in a small cage, contort my legs over my shoulders in a nude unitard so people have no issues imagining what my vagina looks like. After all, I wrote the song about wolves coming out of closets. Ok?

Production Crew: Ok!


Friday, October 02, 2009

WTHIWWY - City Life, Verse XI

A reading from the book of What The Hell Is Wrong With You?:

Dear Naked Cowboy:

Please stop gathering crowds during the PM rush hour. It is extremely irritating to fight open mouthed tourists mesmerized by your creative panhandling. And by the way, you can't write NAKED across the back of your solid white underwear. It's false advertising.


Dear Tourists Mesmerized by Naked Cowboy's Creative Panhandling:

MOVE ALONG! Have you never seen a guy in his underwear before?

I mean really.