WTHIWWY - City Life, Verse XI
A reading from the book of What The Hell Is Wrong With You?:
Dear Naked Cowboy:
Please stop gathering crowds during the PM rush hour. It is extremely irritating to fight open mouthed tourists mesmerized by your creative panhandling. And by the way, you can't write NAKED across the back of your solid white underwear. It's false advertising.
Kisses,
HB
Dear Tourists Mesmerized by Naked Cowboy's Creative Panhandling:
MOVE ALONG! Have you never seen a guy in his underwear before?
I mean really.
HB
Labels: what the hell is wrong with you?
posted by hapabukbuk at
1:04 PM
5 Comments:
I think Winter solves this problem. Naturally.
By
Clarion Content, At
12:53 AM
But this way, tourists get to see a man sing in his underwear AND angry New Yorkers! What could be more authentic?
By
wonderturtle, At
7:32 PM
ps, why does the word verification under the comment box have a little wheelchair symbol next to it?
By
wonderturtle, At
7:33 PM
WT-
Never noticed that wheelchair button before, but you should click on it. It channels voices from deep in the bowels of sumpin'.
By
Clarion Content, At
12:41 AM
Agreed.
By
Coaster Punchman, At
4:58 PM
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