Nice Glonous Chopstlcks
Have you ever read the paper wrapper on your chopsticks?
Here is the text verbatim from my most recent wooden utensil packaging:
"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history
and cultual.
BAMBOO CHOPSTLCKS
PRODUCT OF CHINA"
posted by hapabukbuk at
1:55 PM
6 Comments:
That's great in so many ways. I love Nice Chinese Food.
By
Some Guy, At
10:12 PM
Wow! These chopsticks must be really widely distributed.
Thinking, in my ignorance, I just didn't know what glonous meant, I checked it out at merriam-webster.com. They'd never heard of it, suggesting perhaps I meant gluons or gonzo.
But over at urbandictionary.com three people have defined it! All from chopstick wrappers.
By
Clarion Content, At
2:55 PM
Somehow, the spelling errors make it less glonous.
By
wonderturtle, At
12:05 PM
Such a glorious attempt!
By
Dale, At
3:50 PM
Glonous means:
absolutely nothing. Unless you believe the Urban, made up version.
Glonous is in actuality just a mis-spelling of the word "Glorious".
It's that simple.
By
Blogger, At
11:56 AM
For gosh sakes, just EAT YOUR FOOD already. There are much more important things in this world to worry about at this particular moment.
By
Unknown, At
3:47 PM
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