You Know What Would Be Awesome?
If Satan, aka my landlord, could turn on the heat.
If the apartment across the alley could get some freaking curtains so when they turned on the light it didn't also have to go on in my bedroom. (I was wrong! It's not their kitchen, it's their bedroom. Who doesn't have curtains in their bedroom?)
If I could suddenly become lactose tolerant, just like I suddenly became intolerant. I miss cheese.
If I could teleport. I would so be on a beach in Hawaii right now.
If the apartment across the alley could get some freaking curtains so when they turned on the light it didn't also have to go on in my bedroom. (I was wrong! It's not their kitchen, it's their bedroom. Who doesn't have curtains in their bedroom?)
If I could suddenly become lactose tolerant, just like I suddenly became intolerant. I miss cheese.
If I could teleport. I would so be on a beach in Hawaii right now.
posted by hapabukbuk at
5:59 PM
5 Comments:
But just think about all that light in Hawaii, it'd drive you to cheese!
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Dale, At
6:28 PM
Dale beat me to it. I totally wanted to come up with a clever comment that would combine all of your awesome fantasies. Sigh.
By
wonderturtle, At
6:49 PM
Oh, I'm so sorry for your lack of cheese. That is terribly sad. If I could teleport, I'd totally meet you in Hawaii :)
By
Jenna, At
9:18 PM
smart asses. i'm going to hawaii with gizmorox. seeyah.
By
hapabukbuk, At
7:44 PM
whoohoo!
By
Jenna, At
10:58 PM
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