Confession
I have always considered myself a law-abiding citizen. However, it seems I've been fooling myself to a shameful degree by not only breaking, but repeatedly breaking a few New York City rules:
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
Jaywalking is legal, as long as it's not diagonal. That is, you can cross the street out of the crosswalk, but you can't cross a street diagonally.
New York City may be the theater capital of the country, but it's illegal to have a puppet show in your window and a violation can land you in the snoozer for 30 days.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
Jaywalking is legal, as long as it's not diagonal. That is, you can cross the street out of the crosswalk, but you can't cross a street diagonally.
New York City may be the theater capital of the country, but it's illegal to have a puppet show in your window and a violation can land you in the snoozer for 30 days.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
posted by hapabukbuk at
6:24 PM
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