Things I May Tell My Potential Future Children
If you ever find yourself lost and hungry and without the means to pay for food, stand out back of a bagel shop at closing time. When the big bag of that day's discarded bagels lands, pull from the middle. Pull from the middle!
Labels: potential future children
posted by hapabukbuk at
11:51 AM
4 Comments:
wise..
so very wise.
By
Jen, At
11:46 AM
Why the middle?
By
Moderator, At
4:44 PM
Thankfully you found a bagel shop while wandering lost!
By
Dale, At
1:21 PM
the middle is less likely to have fallen on the floor or been manhandled by a non-gloved bagelry cashier.
By
hapabukbuk, At
2:04 PM
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