Deodorant

Stores that sell deodorant should not be allowed to forego the unscented varient. More specifically, the unscented deodorant of the brand I use. Forced into purchasing the "tropical paradise" stick, I every now and again get a whiff of a coconutty sun tan lotion smell, and oddly enough, am not enjoying it.

Here is my very strongly worded letter to Unilever:

Dear Unilever:

Your "Suave Naturals Tropical Paradise Invisible Solid Anti-Perspirant" is hardly reminiscent of a tropical paradise. To be frank, it smells like a large group of greased up children at the ymca on free swim day. Please send me a "Suave Anti-Perspirant/Deodorant Invisible Solid, Soothing Aloe Vera" as soon as possible. As it was not offered when I originally made my way to target to purchase the chemically altering substance, I expect this product to arrive gratis for my inconvenience.

Thank you,
Hapa "smells like a dressing room at the pool" bukbuk