Speaking of Irrelevant People No One Cares About...

Hollywood star Tori Spelling has started work on a tell-all memoir in a bid to set the record straight about the events of her life....And the 34-year-old insists the details divulged in the book may even shock her actor husband Dean McDermott: "Nobody's read it! Not even Dean!"

Thank Gawd.

I was so worried I'd never know the truth.