Musings of a Hapabukbuk

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Open Letter To Mr. Blaine

David:

I think George Michael was right:
Maybe your mama gave you up boy
Maybe your daddy didn't love you enough

We all know you need attention and your funds are low, but why can't you just get a real job and suffer internally about being alone like the rest of us?

Drowned alive? As oppposed to what, drowned dead?

If you like peeing into a tube so much, get a visiting nurse to set you up with something. The rest of us don't need to deal with your shit.

Sincerely,
"Tired of having to put up with your acting out for attention in NYC"
Hapabukbuk

2 Comments:

  • Fantastic. THANK YOU.

    By Blogger wonderturtle, At 9:11 PM  

  • PS It's his fault that I caught pnemonia in the winter of '00 when he enclosed himself in a block of ice and took 2+ hours to come out. My friends wanted to stay, "ten more minutes, just ten more minutes!"

    By Blogger Unknown, At 11:31 AM  

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