Have You Ever?

Have you ever met someone who had the same name as a stuffed animal you've owned for years?

"Stan...Wagner? Stan Wagner! I totally named my stuffed duck Stan Wagner when I was ten. Wow. What a coincidence."

Have you ever wondered what G. W. would do if Earth was invaded by aliens and he actually had to fear for his safety?

"Um...er...heh heh...I think you maybe wanna talk to mah friend Cheney...I've got a rock to hide under over there."

Have you ever imagined how much greater a movie would be if you had been in it?

"I so could have played that better."

Have you ever tried to win someone over by not talking to them?

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