Things I Learned On My Holiday Vacation

1. Bert and Ernie’s names from Sesame Street were taken from It’s A Wonderful Life

2. Little bits of oreo crumbs in chocolate bars are only slightly less delicious than in ice cream cake

3. I can tolerate exactly two 1.5 hour car rides of radio Christmas music

4. If the plane is packed, a screaming child or someone with halitosis so rancid it could melt the flesh off your face will be seated next to me

5. I have apparently moved into the age bracket where jumping on a trampoline makes you feel nauseated (god help me)