Satan's To Do List

X Make sure toilet still leaks

/ Check that water aroma is still at smelly
(not totally sure. I may have just gotten used to it)

X Drain bathtub when person bathing leans back in a restful position

X Have shower faucet break mid-turn so that the water is running
slowly and cannot further be turned fully on or off.

X Make sure the light socket on the left side above the mirror
remains non-working

X Begin paint peeling since the fresh coat is at least a month old