I Spy With My Little Eye...
...the oddities of Floridian adornment:
on their lawns*
in their houses**
in their newspapers***
*This neighborhood is not allowed to put things on their lawn. They can however, put things on cement.
**Every single time I visit I am baffled that this is on display in my parents' living room.
***In case it's not legible: THE MYTH OF EVOLUTION A SCIENTIFIC EXPOSE'. I was completely unaware both that evolution needed an expose´ and that an apostrophe can be substituted for an accent mark.
*sigh* I have so much to learn...
on their lawns*
in their houses**
in their newspapers***
*This neighborhood is not allowed to put things on their lawn. They can however, put things on cement.
**Every single time I visit I am baffled that this is on display in my parents' living room.
***In case it's not legible: THE MYTH OF EVOLUTION A SCIENTIFIC EXPOSE'. I was completely unaware both that evolution needed an expose´ and that an apostrophe can be substituted for an accent mark.
*sigh* I have so much to learn...
7 Comments:
What *IS* that oddity on the candle plate?
By Mombi, At 11:29 AM
i ask my mother that same question every time. i have no idea!! it's one of those, "the interior designer said it would look good." (she has a couple) yeah. a big pornographic welcome to the living room. :)
By hapabukbuk, At 11:59 AM
I don't understand the confusion. It's clearly a big penis bong.
By wonderturtle, At 12:24 PM
I was going to suggest, politely, that you might like to refrain asking your mother about that thing. I guess I'm too late.
By Coaster Punchman, At 4:59 PM
Florida's just a very special sort of state. I try to avoid it as much as possible. And don't even mention the Palmetto bugs!
By Zed, At 7:47 PM
I'll pretend it's a peace pipe of some sort. It'll help me sleep through the night.
By Mombi, At 10:47 PM
Florida. What a place.
By Jenna, At 7:19 AM
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