Identity Crisis #4
A large number of my friends are reaching the three oh milestone this year. I am next in line. In just under four months I will be surviving what I am guessing will be my 33.33% life crisis, since I've already been through my first coming of age, my quarter life crisis and my second coming of age. To commemorate this grand event, I am considering the following:
a) getting a tattoo/piercing
b) getting a different hair cut (I get shivers just thinking about it)
c) getting a mortgage and buying a place to live
d) getting a camper to live in and playing folk songs on street corners for money. (Damn the man!)
Because everyone knows altering your appearance and blowing your savings on something is what keeps you young.
7 Comments:
I vote tattoo..
but buying a place to live
probably should win
By Jen, At 3:31 PM
I say a tat too but then I'm terrible with advice.
By Dale, At 9:45 PM
I vote for buying an apartment. You don't need tattoos. I'll ok an extra piercing though.
By Coaster Punchman, At 10:57 PM
I vote tatoo...that you get in VEGAS when we go in November to celebrate you turning 30!!! Anything else is unacceptable. -snix
By Anonymous, At 1:37 PM
what if i do them all? i mean, except for d of course. where would i park a camper?
By hapabukbuk, At 8:04 PM
Hair, hair! It grows back, with no painful reversal procedures!
By wonderturtle, At 5:35 PM
get a tattoo. I love mine. Or move to Bangladesh; all the cool people are doing it.
By lulu, At 6:45 AM
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