Overheard In Suburbia
Last weekend I trekked up to my friend Fiend's abode, for a short visit/suprise for her birthday. I have kind of been adopted by her family which is just the greatest thing ever, because I absolutely adore them. Here is just one example of why:
Fiend's Mom: When's the last time you touched a vacuum?
Fiend's Dad: I vacuumed the living room yesterday!
Fiend's Mom: You turned on the roomba.
Fiend's Dad: That's right! I said where's my bitch? I pushed the button 4 times and it was the cleanest that rug has ever been!
later...
Fiend's Dad: Are you going to church?
Fiend's Mom: Someone's got to save your souls.
Fiend's Mom: When's the last time you touched a vacuum?
Fiend's Dad: I vacuumed the living room yesterday!
Fiend's Mom: You turned on the roomba.
Fiend's Dad: That's right! I said where's my bitch? I pushed the button 4 times and it was the cleanest that rug has ever been!
later...
Fiend's Dad: Are you going to church?
Fiend's Mom: Someone's got to save your souls.
2 Comments:
That's good (almost)clean fun.
By Dale, At 12:13 PM
he does LOVE that roomba ;) he and the dog will watch it for HOURS
By Anonymous, At 9:41 PM
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