WTHIWWY - City Life, Verse VI
A reading from the book of What The Hell Is Wrong With You?:
Dear United States Post Office-
If you are a high traffic Post Office, say one where even the automated machines are 10 people deep, here's what you should do: have more than one automated machine and designate at least one for people who know how to use it. The rest can be for the illiterate and/or inconsiderate masses that take FOREVER to mail ONE GADAM PACKAGE.
Thanks for hearing my suggestion,
HB
Dear United States Post Office-
If you are a high traffic Post Office, say one where even the automated machines are 10 people deep, here's what you should do: have more than one automated machine and designate at least one for people who know how to use it. The rest can be for the illiterate and/or inconsiderate masses that take FOREVER to mail ONE GADAM PACKAGE.
Thanks for hearing my suggestion,
HB
Labels: what the hell is wrong with you?
posted by hapabukbuk at
12:49 PM
2 Comments:
Don't hold your breath. The post office has already reported that they too are going broke. Maybe if they fire about 1/2 their employees and then make the other half actually do some work they could break even. I say this because PG and I have a friend who is a (retired) US postal worker. He used to do things like not show up to work for a week at a time, without calling in, because he was "feeling down." He did this multiple times and all they did was put him on probation and I think one time they suspended him without pay for a week. Must be nice to have a job where you can do practically anything without being fired. Maybe that's why there are so many shootings - envelope pushers (literally) who want to see how far they can take it before they do get canned.
By
Coaster Punchman, At
3:51 PM
sadness. but a girl can dream, no? :)
By
hapabukbuk, At
3:50 PM
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