On Free Office Lunches In Which I Cannot Partake:

hapabukbuk: omg if i get one more email about the gd pizza party i'm going to throw up
rtb: what are they, twelve?
hapabukbuk: seriously
rtb: will there be boys there?
rtb: for the love of god
hapabukbuk: they ordered 10 more pizzas if you are interested
rtb: i'm not
rtb: did they describe in detail HOW they ordered them?
hapabukbuk: almost
rtb: and their thought process during?
hapabukbuk: the latest one said: the party is still going on!
hapabukbuk: that's all. like i give a flying ef
hapabukbuk: this is going to go on ALL DAY with periodic email reminders...
hapabukbuk: please hit me with a blunt object