I Fell Out Of Bed...
..again. But I haven't done that in 23 years. Stupid bunk bed.
This bed was much closer to the ground but I'm a lot older now. It hurt. AND I wasn't even sleeping. I was leaning over to check the fan setting. The f'ing fan setting. I'm old.
OLD.
This bed was much closer to the ground but I'm a lot older now. It hurt. AND I wasn't even sleeping. I was leaning over to check the fan setting. The f'ing fan setting. I'm old.
OLD.
3 Comments:
1. Were you drunk, and 2. They say that often it's the hip that breaks, causing the fall, not the other way around. Just a heads up.
By wonderturtle, At 8:24 PM
1. i was not drunk, (hello, have we met?) and 2. no, i'm just an a'hole. but thanks for the future reference. :)
By hapabukbuk, At 12:01 PM
Time to get a grown up bed. Try using one of those dinosaur on a stick that have a trigger at the other end to open and close his/her mouth to pick things up whilst in bed.
By Goggles Piasano Ritardo, At 3:50 PM
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