WTHIWWY - Public Transport, Letter II
A reading from the book of What The Hell Is Wrong With You?
Dear Bus Driver:
I realize there is no way you could have known how badly I had to go to the bathroom, but I do believe it is against the law to speak on the phone while driving. Especially if you are the driver of a public bus on which twenty people are riding. This illegal action of yours would not have bothered me in the slightest had you been going the speed limit. 5 miles an hour is unacceptable, even when I don't have to go to the bathroom. You are lucky I was blinded with panic over a possible accident because otherwise I would have taken down your name to report you.
A-hole.
Sincerely,
The woman who considered peeing on you: HB
Dear Bus Driver:
I realize there is no way you could have known how badly I had to go to the bathroom, but I do believe it is against the law to speak on the phone while driving. Especially if you are the driver of a public bus on which twenty people are riding. This illegal action of yours would not have bothered me in the slightest had you been going the speed limit. 5 miles an hour is unacceptable, even when I don't have to go to the bathroom. You are lucky I was blinded with panic over a possible accident because otherwise I would have taken down your name to report you.
A-hole.
Sincerely,
The woman who considered peeing on you: HB
Labels: what the hell is wrong with you?
posted by hapabukbuk at
12:24 PM
5 Comments:
I'll bet the bus driver would've hung up if you started peeing on him or her. Or maybe not. Maybe it was a really important call.
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Some Guy, At
8:48 AM
I'm noticing a urinary theme in your recent posts.
By
wonderturtle, At
9:38 AM
chris- nothing is more important than my bladder issues.
wt- you say that like it's a bad thing.
By
hapabukbuk, At
11:23 AM
No way--I love peeing.
By
wonderturtle, At
11:33 AM
Find him a plant that will pee on him the way it did on you.
By
Dale, At
10:38 PM
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