Caution: Large, 6 Ton Satellite To Fall Uncontrolled Somewhere in the Vicinity of Earth on Friday, Give or Take a Day.

So um...you know, don't worry about it. It could hit northwestern Canada or possibly southern Chile sometime this weekend, including Thursday if you take it early. But probably not. The Earth is made up of a lot of water, right? Right?

Read more about this precise prediction here.

The Girls

"Your mother wears combat boots."
"Yeah, and...?"


Laundry supervisor at work.

Conversations with Cats

HB: Ooo Lula look! A bug! Get it! Eat it!
Lula: ...
HB: Omg, you ate it. I was kidding. Ew.

So the girls broke a tchotchke and I need to fix it.

Here's what I was thinking when I last put the glue away:

This is a better spot. It's so obvious. I'll remember where it is.

Here's what I'm thinking now:

Where the F did I put the GD glue?

I've searched everywhere. I'm giving up and buying more.

Which reminds me, I should pick up some ginko biloba.

O.M.G.

The ice cream truck song is stuck in my head.


Curse you warming weather in an urban neighborhood!

Alert

I think some guy took a picture of me asleep on the subway this morning.
Awesome.

I've Been Busy Adopting Babies...

...from the streets of Jersey. You thought I was going to say Africa, didn't you?

Meet Lady Talulah Molasses
(aka Lula, Boog, Skinny Minnie, Lovebug, Weirdo, Get Down!)
11 months


and Miss Olive Angel
(aka Boogaloo, Itsy Bitsy, Nutso, Stinky, Stop That!)
6 months



Not to be dramatic about it but they've been the joy of my life for almost a month now. I just about die with cuteness when I watch them. If you're thinking, uh, another blog about cats, get over it. You know they're cute.