Musings of a Hapabukbuk

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

And The Celebration Continues!

Baby Hapabukbuk does the hokey pokey!

Next year's planned festivities to include another all-time favorite, it's great to be a half-breed!
How 'bout that plaid wallpaper huh?
Ahhhh the 70's. Precious.

Monday, February 26, 2007

1 Year Blog Anniversary

And apparently I'm still blog obsessed. I dreamed last night that I went with a bunch of my friends to where I work to pick something up. It was late at night and this chick who had been working next to me for awhile was there. I looked up at the cabinets above her workspace and saw one of these:

I shouted, "OMG! you're casual slack? I'm hapabukbuk! I've been reading your blog for ages and never knew you were working right next to me!"

Maybe I have a blogcrush.
Slack are you impressed?

Friday, February 23, 2007


I take my cue from slack, but cuz I’m a day late it’ll have to be the Friday Fourteen things I’ve never done.

1. Bungee jumped- one of a very few life endangering things I won’t do.
2. Punched anyone- though I’ve wanted to.
3. Been to Vegas- perhaps for the big 3-0?
4. Sustained my fury- I burn out quick. Maybe that’s why everyone finds it funny when I get mad.
5. Taken a cruise- not totally sure I want to, what with the closed quarters and tons of bacteria that seem to make everyone sick.
6. Partied until 5am…or 4am…or…I think I made it to 3am once in college.
7. Taken candy from a baby- cookies, yes.
8. Given birth to a chair- though I regularly steal the line (from wt) when making a point about not wanting to do something, ie, I’d rather give birth to a chair.

9. Ridden a motorcycle- but I really, really want to. Any takers?
10. Swam with a dolphin- dammit.
11. Touched a worm- omg, omg -ech- I can’t even think about -cough- worms –wretch…
12. Identified a star pattern- I mean really, connecting the dots without numbers is not something everyone can do so I have no shame.
13. Eaten a fried oreo- I just can’t make myself do it.
14. Thrown a bag of flaming dog poo at my landlord’s front door- though apparently I’ve thought about it.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Once Upon A Time I Was Smart

Every once in a while I can fool someone into believing I’m smart. I can even do it without mentioning I took AB/BC calculus in high school and actually passed. Looking back on it I can even fool myself into thinking I’m smart. Because really, I wouldn’t know a calculus problem if it bit me. This is how I feel about math now (stolen right off some teenager’s final):

(Did you get this forward yet? Ha'larious.)

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Mom's Advice On Bad Weather

Hapabukbuk: So we're having a big storm up here, everything's covered in ice-
Mom: Oooooo you better be careful! You could fall and hurt youself and never be the same for the rest of your life.


Friday, February 16, 2007

The Opiate Of Hapabukbuk

My Current Share:

ROME – because it’s totally believable that ancient romans spoke with british accents.

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA – because a menaja tois in space doesn’t happen every day.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES – because outrageous suburban daily life is amusing when played by high gloss Hollywood players.

BROTHERS AND SISTERS – because I love Sally Field and I don’t care what you think.

GILMORE GIRLS – because even bad, bad tv is hard to stop watching when you’ve been faithful for so long.

VERONICA MARS – because I want to be friends with Veronica.

LOST – because I want to be on a deserted island with Matthew Fox and Daniel Dae Kim. You can keep the cowboy.

GREY’S ANATOMY – because I would jump off a bridge if all my friends did.

On hiatus but I had to include because the show is too good not to mention.
WEEDS – because what could be better than a show about a pot dealing suburban mother? When you add in Elizabeth Perkins and Kevin Nealon you have gold. Gold.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Draw A Pig

You can learn all sorts of things about who you are based on how you draft swine.
Mr. Pants there tells me I am a naive, friendly, realist living through a period of major change and have great shoulders to cry on. In bed.

C'mon, you know you want to.

Monday, February 12, 2007

WTHIWWY - A Letter To The Celebrities, IV

A reading from the book of What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

Oh Rafe. Because that's how you pronounce it. Did you really think becoming "amorous" in a floating tin box full of a few hundred people would go unnoticed?

Or perhaps you just needed a little publicity?

What next? Naked pictures with dogs?...oh.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

My Very First Celebrity Crush

Anyone remember this guy?

When I was about seven and thought Canadian accents were adorable, I fell in total love with him. Not so much anymore...To be honest, I totally forgot he existed until I randomly came across something on youtube that featured him. They growed up so nice. I was also apparently completely fooled by the old man. I never realized he played every single adult male on the show.

Did I Say Candle?

I meant esophagus.
Please note the time of this post.
I am not an insomniac nor a night owl.

Monday, February 05, 2007


Albeit Self-Diagnosed
It Ain't No Heartburn
And Let Me Tell You
It's Just As Pleasant As It Sounds.

Here's to burning my candle at both ends and becoming yet another victim to the disease of acid reflux. Did someone say Prilosec?

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Is It True?

Someone said there was a football game happening today?

Friday, February 02, 2007

I Think I Broke My Pancreas

Or whatever organ sits behind the rib below my boob on the left side.
It hurts.
A lot.
Gadam gouda.