Pants

sometimes...it feels as though no one is wearing pants so in order to get through the day they are just pretending like they ARE wearing pants all the while focusing only on the fact that they can't believe they're not wearing pants and so the job they are actually being paid to do goes undone. you know?

Overheard In My Dishwasherless Kitchen

HB: F'ing dishes. Why can't you do yourselves?