Testosterone & Beer
How my day was ruined by MEAT HEADS:
They made the highway a parking lot because they were all trying to get to the game during rush hour. It took me two hours to get home instead of half an hour.
They made me remember every sporting event I’ve actually attended (obviously not many) and left with beer soaking some part of my body because I stayed in my seat when some player should have thrown the ball.
They made me wrongfully judge other sport loving guys in various other cars who might have been perfectly nice and totally capable of not acting like assholes while loving the game.
*sigh*
They made the highway a parking lot because they were all trying to get to the game during rush hour. It took me two hours to get home instead of half an hour.
They made me remember every sporting event I’ve actually attended (obviously not many) and left with beer soaking some part of my body because I stayed in my seat when some player should have thrown the ball.
They made me wrongfully judge other sport loving guys in various other cars who might have been perfectly nice and totally capable of not acting like assholes while loving the game.
*sigh*
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