Homeless Chic

I realize that I do not have a particularly fabulous, daring or even interesting sense of style when it comes to footwear. I do however, have enough sense to not wear something that looks like long strips of used leather I found in the trash behind a motorcycle shop and then tied around my feet in a desperate attempt to cover my feet.


All I can think is someone actually made money of those when I could have found some used leather strips behind a motorcycle shop and wrapped them around this chick's feet for free. Or at least way less than what I imagine she paid for them.

'Hot For Teacher' and Other F***ed Up People Updates

Letourneau celebrates her once illegal and psychologically unsound May-December romance in an unusually inappropriate way. Points for originality!

And in other news, there's an all you can eat pizza buffet at Chuck E Cheese this week! Children under 13 and adults over 30 only!!

No BukBuks For Baldwin

Alec Baldwin's popularity in the Philippines has significantly decreased after his mail-order bride comment on Letterman. Philippine Sen. Ramon Revilla was a former action-movie star who has threatened violence against Baldwin if ever tries to enter the country.

I personally would love to see Baldwin get his ass kicked by Sentor Revilla.

Don't get me wrong, he's hilarious on 30 Rock. But still, an ass kicking would do him some good.

Anyone else agree?

TURN ON

As per usual I'm late to the game in giving tribute to an American Icon, but better late...



Thanks for all the amazing entertainment Bea!

Flash Forward

I forget how much I love overheardinnewyork.com until I have a slow work day and search for links to pass the time away. With this one, I got a glimpse of myself in a few decades:

Young woman: Do you need help crossing the street?
Elderly woman: No. It's fucking red.

--96th & Broadway

Daily Scare

Why keep things in proportion when you can blow them way out and scare the living shite out of everyone who happens to read it?

Apparently there's a new end of world date: (Sorry, devastation to the human race date:) This fall. Vague enough?