Important Subconscious Revelations

I dreamed that Eric Stoltz was chasing me with a box cutter last night. We circled each other before I jumped him, wrestled the box cutter away and wait for it...won the fight.

HB 1, Eric Stoltz 0.

Torture

I would rather watch 60 minutes of bars and tone than the 22 minutes it takes to pollute the airwaves with an episode of of Two and a Half Men.

Why does the rest of TV watching America feel differently?