Semantics

My Dr. called to tell me I am vitamin D deficient and wants me to take 2000IUs of D3 a day, along with a monstrous all in one vitamin I have yet to figure out how to swallow.

What I heard was a bona fide Dr.'s request that I take a week of strict vitamin D consumption at a beach on the Riviera.

Now, how to get that in writing to show the boss man why I'll be away for a while...

WTHIWWY - No Respect, Letter I

A reading from the book of What The Hell Is Wrong With You?:

Dear fellow yoga practitioners:

I realize the practice of yoga is about finding balance and maintaining a calm, zen-like connection within and to yourself, but I have to say you make it really f'ing hard when you don't respect my personal space and walk your damn, dirty feet across my mat. Seriously, WALK AROUND IT. The 6 inches out of your way will not kill you. I will, however, if you step on my mat again.

Fond Regards,
HB