Announcement

I have been slowly going grey since I was 16. It has finally reached a small patch on my right temple, an area which is impossible to dye. Please call the nursing home immediately to secure me a space. I'll start packing.

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Pants II

The other day, and this is no lie, I felt like my pants were on backwards.
I had to keep checking.
I even emailed a friend about it.
Weird.