Caution: Large, 6 Ton Satellite To Fall Uncontrolled Somewhere in the Vicinity of Earth on Friday, Give or Take a Day.

So um...you know, don't worry about it. It could hit northwestern Canada or possibly southern Chile sometime this weekend, including Thursday if you take it early. But probably not. The Earth is made up of a lot of water, right? Right?

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