The Buk Is Back Baby!

BooYA!!

Where I Will Be This Time Tomorrow...

and for a few days following that...possibly longer if I manage to repeatedly call in sick without having the boss assume I'm dead.
Happy Thanksgiving kids!!

November 22, Another New Holiday

Much like my previous declaration of the Amy Sedaris holiday,
I am now instilling the Christopher Guest holiday.




I encourage all of you to go to youtube and type in
For Your Consideration:

IMDb says November 22 is the release date, so be it!

Did You Know...

...that sexy women wear sexy make-up?
Of course, you have to be sitting awkwardly in your too tight satin underwear among a group of similarly dressed/posed women to be really sexy.

Why Yes...

...that is an enormous piece of apple pie. You can tell by using Wonderturtle's hand as reference. Worth every penny too...

Confession

I have always considered myself a law-abiding citizen. However, it seems I've been fooling myself to a shameful degree by not only breaking, but repeatedly breaking a few New York City rules:

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

Jaywalking is legal, as long as it's not diagonal. That is, you can cross the street out of the crosswalk, but you can't cross a street diagonally.

New York City may be the theater capital of the country, but it's illegal to have a puppet show in your window and a violation can land you in the snoozer for 30 days.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

5 things, 5 things, 5 things...

5. If my brother had had his way, my name would be Michelle.

4. Over the course of a few days in August of '98, I tried to smoke a whole pack of cloves because I didn’t want to just throw them out. They were expensive! I got through about 3 before giving up.

3. I haven’t consumed coke/pepsi since about the age of 10 when it made me sick.

2. The first time I laughed so hard I cried was while playing Old Maid with my grandmother. She used to cheat like hell.

1. I was once told that my laugh is not only infectious, but that it has actually influenced the way other people laugh (ie bigger and with more gusto). It’s one of the best compliments I’ve ever received.

Conversations: 4:33 PM

CS: do you see my superbuddy? is he moving?
Hapa: grimace in a tutu?
CS: no. i changed it. it's a penguin dressed for thanksgiving
and he runs around.
Hapa: no, it's still the fairy penguin. was it on fire?
CS: ?
Hapa: did you see the faith hill clip?
CS: yes!!
Hapa: omg im STILL laughing about it hours later...

What Was I Thinking Vol. 10

*No. of thorn type bushes
wrastled with this weekend: 1

*No. of splinter sized thorns
removed from my hands: 9

*No. of splinter sized thorns
still embedded in the fingers
of my right hand: 3

*No. of lessons learned: 1

Bad News!

Rumor has it Topher Grace is dating Ivanka Trump.

Even if it is just a rumor, it's a sad day for the Buk.

Good News!

After 2 years and 1 month of dealing with Satan’s restroom looking like a deserted factory facility, my landlord finally sent a monkey to fix ‘er up. And by fix ‘er up I mean scrape the remaining old paint from the walls that has been falling on me in pieces for 2 years, spackle, prime, paint, fix the hole in the ceiling which was actually a nice surprise, get spackle/paint on the floor, tub and my shower curtain, leave the toilet leaking, the electric socket for the light broken AND use up all my toilet paper.

How psyched am I that I don’t have to clean paint chips off the toilet/tub/floor anymore? Woohoo!! Enjoy it while it lasts Satan. I know even you were at your breaking point.