Here's The Deal II

I know I've said this before, but apparently it bears repeating.

If you are behind me in line, do not stand next to me.

Especially if you are screeching into your cell phone because apparently you only learned to use your inside voice when your mother had a massive hangover from drinking to block out the pain of rearing a child with tragic manners.

It's really f**king irritating.

Can We Discuss...

...the size of this man's calves?


This cell phone picture I took this morning at the bus stop does not do it justice. I wanted to throw a quarter down by his foot for reference but I realized I couldn't really do that without him noticing something odd was going on.

He's wearing at least a size 12 shoe and the diameter of one of those things hanging off the back of his shins is at least 9 inches.

I only bring this up because every morning no matter how many people are waiting at the bus stop, when he shows apparently he has the right to board the bus first. I'm guessing it's the size of his calves that allows this.

I must start running more. Or maybe dancing. What the hell do you do to get them so big?

A 4 Day Work Week?

All I have to say is, Utah, don't F it up.

Imaginary Attitude

Web series anyone?
Imaginary Bitches found randomly on youtube and enjoyed.
Just passing it on.

Purposely Vs. Purposefully

Main Entry: pur·pose·ly
Pronunciation: \ˈpər-pəs-fəl\-lē\
Function: adverb
Date: 15th century
1: with a purpose

Main Entry: pur·pose·fully
Pronunciation: \ˈpər-pəs-fəl\-lē\
Function: adjective
Date: 1853
1: having a purpose


Discuss.

Important Celebreality Announcement

Selma Blair wants to take acid.


Welcome to 11th grade...in 1967.

*please note that although I was first alerted to this important news on imdb.com, I found an equally important forum about it on shroomery.org. God help us.

Name That Tune

"Sexy motherf***er shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass
Sexy motherf***er shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass"

If you've never heard it and guessed "shakin' that ass" you'd be wrong.

But what I really want to say is listening to this song while walking down the street, my ass-kicking count definitely went up.