More of 'I Can See Russia From My House' Kind of Stuff

Genius.

Check out her other vlogs here, I promise she will make you laugh. Even if it's only on the inside.

Maymore Ees Are Fray Ish

I listened to this song about 17 times in a row this morning.

I enjoy it.

Especially her pronunciation of 'memories are fresh', which I only understood after the ninth listen through.

"Hometown Glory" - Adele

WTHIWWY - Public Transport, Letter V

A reading from the book of What The Hell Is Wrong With You?:

Dear DickHead (literally):

It has been quite a while since I've had to sit next to Mr. Big Balls as I thankfully don't have to ride the shuttle anymore. However, I do still have to take the bus and this morning I met you, Mr. Big Balls' cousin, Mr. Massive Balls. As unpleasant as it was for me shoved up against the window, I can only imagine the discomfort the gargantuan package you must have causes you. Perhaps I should have apologized for taking up a quarter of the seat I first occupied completely before you sat down. I mean, it was obvious you needed to spread your legs wider than the situation was allowing you. Poor guy. Maybe next time the bus won't be so full and you can sit with relative ease on two seats, one for your puny ass and one for your enormous ego. I'll cross my fingers.

Kisses,

Hapabukbuk

Inexplicable Childhood Behavior

When I was 13 I dressed up as a skunk for Halloween and went trick or treating. By myself. It was so cold I had to wear my winter jacket over the costume and my mom drove me from house to house. It took two days for the white stripe in my hair to wash out.

What.