WTHIWWY - A Letter To The Celebrities, VI

A reading from the book of What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

Dear Ashley Simpson,

You named your son Bronx Mowgli. This is old news, but I feel still irrelevant enough to require a comment.

Is that supposed to be cute? Or is it intentionally supposed to provoke people into punching you repeatedly in the nose until even Owen Wilson's like, "whoa girl, can I take a picture so people stop talking about my shnoz?"

Can you not be annoying for like, 5 minutes?

Thanks,
HB

Say It Out Loud Vol. 7

Quotable quotes from Hapabukbuk's viewing library:

Emerson Cod: A magic show?! Where did I put that rat's ass I could give?

- "Oh Oh Oh...It's magic"

I am ashamed of abc for canceling this show.

There Is Something Seriously Wrong With You...

...if this song doesn't make you want to get up and dance.



Thank you Robert Randolph, and your Family Band.

Eggs and Spices

Have you ever accidentally put cinnamon on your eggs because the jar looks exactly like the paprika jar you meant to grab?

I have.

It wasn't that bad.

But I'm still moving the paprika far, far away from the cinnamon.

SATC II: The Death Of Hapabukbuk

Seriously. What have I done to deserve this?

Why, Hollywood, WHY? I've supported you my whole life, happily overpaying to see good movies and bad movies alike. I even saw both Cheaper By The Dozen movies! But when you force this stereotypical-archetypes-of-women franchise thinly veiled as feminist empowerment down my throat for a second time, I may have to withdraw my love.

You will feel the sting, believe me.

Vote. Do it. I Did. And It Was Great.

According to Wikipedia, 122,267,553 people voted in 2004.

How many you think will come out this year?

Also, did you know that we vote on Tuesday because weekends are for whoring? (stolen from the daily show, I'll admit it)

Banned Fish Walking

I'm pretty sure there is nothing scarier than a walking fish.
Especially if they look like this:



The Asian Snakehead fish attacks people and wipes out surrounding animal life wherever they stop for a swim on their trek across land. The Bush administration wants to ban the importation of them. They will go down as the administration that did one thing right.