WTHIWWY - A Letter To The Celebrities, VI
Dear Ashley Simpson,
You named your son Bronx Mowgli. This is old news, but I feel still irrelevant enough to require a comment.
Is that supposed to be cute? Or is it intentionally supposed to provoke people into punching you repeatedly in the nose until even Owen Wilson's like, "whoa girl, can I take a picture so people stop talking about my shnoz?"
Can you not be annoying for like, 5 minutes?